Gary Carter

02/17/2012

The effervescent Hall of Fame catcher whose single for the Mets in the 1986 World Series touched off one of the most improbable rallies in baseball, died Thursday. The Kid was 57.Carter was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor last May, two weeks after finishing his second season as coach at Palm Beach Atlantic University. Mets spokesman Jay Horwitz said Carter died at a hospice in the West Palm Beach, Fla., area.

Whitney, Etta, Coach and an Epstein.

I know! Sorry for the lack of updates over here. I've been busy and I'm not the only one! Death has been busy as well these past few weeks. Here's a foursome that left us. We had a crack whore in a tub, an old man who "didn't see anything", a great singer, and a wonderful actor who made us laugh and cry. And here's something else to make you cry. Slabber Debbie already has two!! Debbie racks up an impressive 42 points. Don't be discouraged! We have a loooooooong year ahead of us! Let's get SLABBING!!!!!!!!

2011 is over...you're winner is............

SLABBER DEBBIE!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!

Yes that is right! Debbie has won the death pool for the second time in a row! I would never want to upset her. I sure as hell don't want to end up on her list!!! Debbie racked up over 170 points. How does she do it? Debbie will never tell!

2011 is over and now we look forward to 2012. What will the new year bring? Who will leave? What surprises are in store for us all? We'll we even be around to see the end of the year? Will the world end? Will Lindsey Lohan visit the morgue in a non-community service role? Will The Justin Beaver OD on pop-rocks and Mountain Dew? The only way to find out is to wait and see!!!

The slabbers are hard at work picking and choosing. So stay tuned to this site for all the updates (well, the ones I care about updating about). And see the drama unfold!

Are you ready? LET'S GET READY TO SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!!!!

Kim Jong II HIT!

12/18/2011

Ok we all know this dude but forget that. Of course Slabber Debbie had him on her list and he racks up another 31 points bringing her grand total this year to: 150 damn points! Yep I think it's safe to say this. YOUR WINNER OF THE 2011 CELEBRITY SLAB DEAD POOL: SLABBER DEBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!! This, I believe, marks two years in a row that Debbie wins. Freaking figures! You may have been lucky, unlike everyone who died this year, but let's see what happens in 2012!!

Anyway. Kim Jong you left us too soon. This song is for you:

Harry Morgan

12/07/2011

"M*A*S*H" star Harry Morgan died at his home in Los Angeles on Wednesday morning. The character actor was 96.
He was best known for playing Colonel Sherman T. Potter on the long-running army comedy.
In a 2004 interview with the The Television Academy Foundation’s Archive of American Television, Morgan acknowledged the profound effect that the iconoclastic sitcom had on his career.
Looks like Ol' Sherm is riding Sophie into the sunset before this year is over with. Rest now fine sir and play all the horse hockey you want.

Not sure of the cause of death but I'm thinking a cocaine overdose.

Smokin Joe Frazier

11/08/2011

“Smokin” Joe Frazier, who captured two heavyweight titles in a brilliant career spanning almost 20 years, died on Monday after a brief but brave bout with liver cancer. He was 67.

Don't think anything can explain it more than this:



and just because I can.

Andy Rooney- HIT!!

0/00/01-11/04/2011

Yeah the old crusty dude from 60 minutes is dead and of course Debbie had him on her list. She gets a whopping 8 points on this one which brings her grand total to: 121 points! Um I think it's pretty safe to say we are all fucked. Debbie pulls so far ahead!